So then it's my birthday again - and what have I done?
Might as well pay the piper already, beg for mercy
and atone for my sins - going to mass!
But wait a Holy Minute here - what are they doing to me here?!?
Are they trying to get me to memento mori
on what should be a joyous day for me
by scheduling a mass under the patronage of
a saint whose underlined link to the date
is that she died that day...?!?
The evidence is right here: