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Here we shall laud the praise-worthy and even the not-so-praise-worthy - with style and wit, as per usual throughout TLB PRIME, and as worthiness calls for it too...! Aye! This is yet another official site member of Luminous (\ô/) Luciano ™'s
TLB Prime Network, aye! ;)
Enjoy your stay here!

Here is some *bizarre music* courtesy of our friends over at YT - laudable efforts, guys...! But still...
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samedi 1 avril 2017

Quarterly Overview '17




OH MY GOD - 
they're getting stricken with 
DYSLEXIA! 
... or something ...





... if you want to have your blood 
sucked out of you, Éric...! 
(actually - I think you're 
super safe there...)






... yeah, follow the advice, grrrls 
(especially Nina there...) 
get dressed - and put on some perfume! 











samedi 10 janvier 2009

Aw - How Nice... Ha!

La mode estivale sera romantique !
La mode estivale sera romantique !

Nanette Lepore dévoile sa collection fleurie.

A new collection for the coming summer has been issued.
And it sells rags while riding high
on the pheromonal high of romance -
otherwise known as that fluff
and imaginary thing called romance, yes.

Barf bag included with each purchase?
THAT is the question... FOR...
To market romanticism, these days,
is utterly SICKENING now.
Not only has it been done to death,
IT IS THE WORST LIE OF ALL
for none, NONE, ever truly find
that which is sought after -
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
For nothing is ever devoid of those pesky things
called CONDITIONS - nope, not in this world, pal!
And as far as ROMANTICISM goes -
it is long gone, DEAD AND BURIED
and it probably never really was, ever,
in the first damn place!
Tainted as it has always been
by those pesky conditions, goals, ambitions,
other desires that are not born out of love
and 1001 various constraints
brought about by the constant struggle that is
just maintaining a daily existence in this life,
courtship has NEVER truly been "romantic"
as it has been portrayed in countless works of fiction
throughout the ages, really!
And the only mere semblance of romanticism
ever attained, at any given time,
was truly and in fact...
role-playing.
Perhaps veiled in wishful thinking,
hoping it could be real,
longing for possible total abandon,
never able to truly achieve it...
Disappointment after disillusionment,
continuously trying to find that spark,
again and again,
ever more conscious
of the hopelessness of the quest
as years go by...
Still, with each new relationship,
with each new attempt,
the role-playing starts anew...
Tainted love indeed.


Play that tainted song
all of this forthcoming summer long,
as you parade around in Nanette clothes!

And as for the role-playing
it sure is laudable role-playing...
but still!



_=_
:::
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samedi 28 juin 2008

Thanks but no thanks, celebs...!





Click above
for all the razzle-dazzle and fluff galore
attached to a ton of "celebrities"
that breathe, talk too much and poop
just like *YOU* - yeah!!!
Yet, you place them on such a pedestal
that elevates each and every single one
of their simplest and silliest moves
to the level of "entertainment" in and by itself
if not also the level of RELEVANT *FAIT ACCOMPLI*...!
I've got news for you all -
nothing that these "celebrities" do,
will ever do or have ever done
will EVER truly affect *YOU* -
you only IMAGINE the effects on your lives!
Yes - it's true, it's true!
The BEST that they can EVER do for you
is make you forget, for a infinitely short time,
your personal woes and troubles...
Aside from that -
there is NOTHING *ANY* CELEBRITY
WILL EVER DO FOR YOU...

Unless the celebrity takes "precious time
out of their precious busy schedule"
to speak out for you or your cause
and raise awareness and/or funds for you
and/or it...!
And THAT is a tremendous
LONG SHOT...

None of you really need that anyway -
right?

Some celebs used to sang
that "all you need is LOVE..."
- but that was THEN...!


What did THEY know about ANYTHING - huh?

That goes
probably a HUNDRED-FOLD
for the current crop
of celebs here...!
:!


Trust me -
you don't even need a celeb
to tell you what fashion wear to go with,
what to do with your week-end
-much less your life-
or how to choose
your entertainment fare...!


Trust me on THAT...!
;)




jeudi 3 avril 2008

Aqua Di Lara... cool, but is it drinkable?



'Tis catwalking time in Toronto, city renowned for that (or desperately trying to be renowned in that field - too) and one of the Haute Couture "griffes" (i.e. labels) that is attracting the lion's share of the attention is one Aqua Di Lara! Now, the fact that this stuff is cool is not in question - for if outright mutant get-ups like those things Gaultier and other designers have their models parade in are "cool", then so is this!
But is "this" digestable in any way, though...?


Semaine de la mode de Toronto : Aqua di Lara
Découvrez les créations de Aqua di Lara à la Semaine de la mode de Toronto version Printemps/Été 2008 presenté par fashionWATCH.


Semaine de la mode de Toronto : Aqua di Lara
Semaine de la mode de Toronto : Aqua di Lara


As with everything else deemed to be "HOT" - there are imitators, never quite so "duplicators" though, no...

Semaine de mode de Montréal : de grands noms foulent le tapis rouge…
Semaine de mode de Montréal : de grands noms foulent le tapis rouge…


Semaine de mode de Montréal : M Siamo par Marisa Minicucci
Semaine de mode de Montréal : M Siamo par Marisa Minicucci



Ampleur, volumes contrôlés, retour du court, blousons, bustiers, ambiance coquine, « french kiss »!


Semaine de mode de Montréal : Muse par Christian Chenail
Semaine de mode de Montréal : Muse par Christian Chenail


« Glamour » pour la cause : Mitsou Gélinas
« Glamour » pour la cause : Mitsou Gélinas


« Glamour » pour la cause : le défilé
Athêlia et Andy Thê-Anh présentent un défilé dans le cadre de la soirée « Glamour » pour la cause, un événement au profit de la Fondation du cancer du sein du Québec.


« Glamour » pour la cause : le défilé (partie 1)
« Glamour » pour la cause : le défilé (partie 1)


« Glamour » pour la cause : le défilé (partie 2)
« Glamour » pour la cause : le défilé (partie 2)




Perhaps there is truly more than meets the eye here, indeed - perhaps. Me, I tend to immediately think of an Alain Souchon song whenever I see all these zombified catwalkers parading around; and I start singing it in my head too, reciting the chorus line with gusto - "On voit le vide à travers les planches"...!

;)