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Here is some *bizarre music* courtesy of our friends over at YT - laudable efforts, guys...! But still...

mercredi 27 septembre 2006

75th Anniversary DVD releases... Yay! ***Yawn!***




I left a comment about this (more or less) celebrated event too, yes, on the review site linked above (click on this post's title or the picture to go there):

Poor Universal Monsters - they are so poorly treated that one is tempted to see them as the paupers, with the princes being their funny versions in the Munsters and Addams Family! :!

I guess Universal thought a 75th anniversary is really no big deal at all... And that makes me wonder if they will not simply omit to celebrate the Wolfman, the Mummy, the Phantom of the Opera and my favorite, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, once THEIR turn comes...! :(


But then it hit me: I know what Universal will do when the time comes to celebrate the "next batch"...
They'll do it with REMAKES! A flurry of BAD REMAKES starring the most bankable stars they can find TODAY!
I can see it: Brad Pitt fending off the Gillman...
Brad Pitt - singing at the opera!
Brad Pitt - all wrapped up in band-aids and stuck in a sarcophagus!
AND Brad Pitt growing HAIR - as he gets WOLFY! *LOL*

Brad can sport fangs too: t-shirts could be made out of his return to vampiric folklore, t-shirts that read "BRAD BITES"... *lol*

Angelina Jolie could be such a pretty Bride too - if they made an umpteenth Franky remake and if she wasn't so dykey too!
*LMBO*

(Angelina is no Julie Adams - ok?)